Obviously I am the biggest fan of the bald puss, but I totally understand how women can feel dirty and less sexy when the hair is growing back. We need to get over it. You have to let some hair grow back in order to get a good wax. And, let's be honest, guys don't really care as long as they are getting some.

For years women have been telling me that they sweat like a horse while I am waxing them. Do horses really sweat?

I have a chapter in my manuscript called "The Vagina, a.k.a." which talks about all the pet names women have for their parts. And although I have a pretty decent list written in the book, I continually hear new names. Yesterday a woman came in for her first ever Brazilian and she was adamant that I leave her "treasure trail." So I did.

First timers give me the best blogs. I guess the anxiety of the anticipated pain and embarrassment leads people to say the craziest things. As I am about to ask a client to roll on her side, she sits up and says "my poor thing!" And, of course, in my charming, sympathetic way, I responded, "your poor thing is just fine. Now roll on your side and shove your rectum in my face."

A woman can get confused when she is in pain and the blood is rushing to her private area. So when an Asian girl tells me "no me gusta," I feel kind of bad.

I love when people who have moved out of town come back to visit me. A woman who now lives in Virginia told me she couldn't wait to hear me say "give me your ass."

Was it easy for the Easter Bunny to find his treats this morning or did he have to rummage through the grass?