Yesterday a woman told me she gave her No Scream Cream to a friend to use on her nipples before she had new areola's tattooed on her breasts. I've heard about women doing that when they have breast cancer but never just because.

And I just wanted to let you know that this is my 600Th consecutive blog. I have been persistent and steady with stories. So doesn't anybody know someone who can help me get my manuscript published?

I heard about a woman who had really bad pain in her tail bone. They took all sorts of tests and weren't sure what was going on even though they did see some kind of mass in that area. She went on vacation and the pain got so bad that she could barely walk. When she went to the hospital, they found out that an ingrown hair was burrowing into her actually bone and had become severely infected. The doctors had to surgically remove the hair and clean out the infection. The girl was awake during the procedure and said the smell was absolutely putrid when they cut her open. Just another reason why we wax your crack.

Sometimes new clients will get really nervous when I ask them to roll on their side. Many women will say just about anything to get out of this part of the service. One woman told me that it wasn't necessary to wax her backside because no one goes fishing in that area.

I cannot imagine doing anything else for a living. I suppose some people would find that disturbing.

Do you really think grabbing my arm is going to make the service easier?

Be thankful that your parts work, even if you aren't using them right at this moment.

They say that Americans eat stupid amounts of calories on Thanksgiving. So I was thinking that it would be a smart idea to substitute one of your many courses for something more natural and intimate. There would be no calories and, if you tried hard enough, you could burn a few while you were at it.