I switched up the music in my wax rooms the past couple weeks. It's hard to decide what the best kind of music is to have on in the background while you are giving someone a Brazilian. A song came on during the wax that was so perfect that the client and I were laughing and singing to it. A man was looking for someone to ride his disco stick and I was getting her ready to do just that.

I got a message on Facebook from a client who's boyfriend wants his junk waxed. He said he wanted to experience what she went through when she got her Brazilian the other day. I told her to put duct tape between his cheeks, put in a pair of ear plugs and rip it off.
~your ever considerate Brazilian Wax Tech~

A lot of women who get Brazilians leave some hair in the front. In honor of Valentine's Day, a woman asked me to leave a heart on the front of her pubis. I feel pretty confident that my heart on gave someone else a hard on.
~your Brazilian artist~

I'm happy to say that Mark & M.E. has 4 wax rooms now, because we have several technicians that are able to wax. When one of my employees was waxing a man's back, he could hear the laughter going on in the other rooms. He asked my girl if there was a party going on at the salon? There sure was. It was a pussy party.
M.E.
Your Brazilian Party Coordinator

Got an email from a girl who hadn't been in for a Brazilian in awhile. She requested an appointment and then asked the question... "can you say furry?"

Waxing an area as sensitive as a puss can disrupt the natural PH of a woman's body. It is really important that you shower at some point after you have been waxed. [before is encouraged as well] It is even more important that after you shower, you don't put any lotions, powders or oils on the skin. External products can encourage the growth of bacteria or irritation. It is highly unlikely that waxing will cause an infection as long as the area is kept dry and clean after you are waxed. You even may want to wait a day before getting down and dirty with your man because condoms can really piss off the area as well.

Till tomorrow,
M.E. Your Brazilian Guru

Another mature woman told me her husband would never notice she got a Brazilian. When she came in for the second time, I asked her if her husband noticed. She said that he never said anything, but she was getting a lot more oral.





Till Next Time,

M.E.
Brazilian Extraordinaire