You know I finished the Brazilian on the girl from yesterday who fell off the bed. Her sister held one leg, I held the other, and, the next thing she knew, she was bald.

Interesting day when giving a Brazilian to an 8 month pregnant woman is easier than doing a young, slender woman who thrashes so much after each rip that she falls off the bed.

If you don't have someone specific to get a Brazilian for, that's okay. Pick up a copy of "50 Shades of Grey" and you'll have no problem enjoying your Brazilian on your own.

If your man can go forever, it's time to be more creative in the bedroom. Long bouts of pounding can really make a woman sensitive, especially when she gets a Brazilian.

I don't understand why every woman doesn't get a Brazilian. Sex is better. If you feel the same way, tell a friend.

A girl asked her friend if she'd give her a Brazilian. The friend said she'd rather give her a kidney.

I did lots of Spring Cleaning this week on lots of lucky women. Hope everyone is taking advantage of their perfectly groomed lawns.
Cheers to Brazil in Spring!