A girl with a lot of genital piercings referred to her snatch as her jewelry box. Thank goodness she had a Brazilian or her jewels would have gotten all tangled in her pubic hair.

A woman walked in the room and told me I should be really proud of her. She was with a new guy and was incredibly horny. She was tempted to shave but didn't. And, since she was hairy, she held off sleeping with him. I am proud of her restraint and her sense to not shave. I had to laugh that she came for a Brazilian first thing the next morning so she wouldn't have to behave any longer.

Sometimes I wake up feeling very beat up from all of the ripping that I do, but I can't imagine doing anything else for a living. ~Tyson's Brazilian Sparring Partner~

A woman referred to me as her Diva of Depilatory Wax. I like that. ~your Brazilian Diva~

If you pee after your Brazilian and the toilet paper sticks to you, you didn't follow the directions on the clean up station very well.

Someone told me that a technician at another salon stopped doing Brazilians after a woman crapped on the table. In all the years I have been doing this, I am happy to say that has never happened to me.

Rectal bleaching is a legitimate salon service that we do not offer at Mark & M.E. even though I have had requests for it. That doesn't mean is hasn't been mentioned by many women while I give them a Brazilian. One client, in fact, told me she used facial bleach on her rectum to see if it would lighten it up. It did nothing. Oh,bummer.