A girl texted her man when she got to our salon to tell him she was getting a Brazilian Wax because her vagina was a mess. He told her that her vagina was fine and he liked how her hair tickled his balls.

I wax a lot of runners. Brazilians make their work outs much more comfortable. One runner didn't have any hair on her backside even though the rest of her was really hairy. She told me that running chafes off her ass hair. She must run really hard.

A woman told her friend with benefits that she was going to Rio. She asked him if he wanted to meet her down there later that night. ~Brazilians, the perfect vacation accessory~

I can think of something very yummy your man can munch on this Memorial Day, and it ain't Zwiegle's. ~love that Brazilian!~

Don't have dry sex. It's bad for the puss and aggravates it when you get waxed. ~your Brazilian Dr. Ruth~

Someone called and asked if we waxed plus size women. My girl thought she said west side and was embarrassed because she didn't know what a west side woman was. For the record, I'll do a Brazilian on anyone.

A client told me that one of the benefits of getting a Brazilian is that she no longer cuts her finger nails with the razor when she is trying to navigate Down Under.