How many people can say that what they do for a living enhances people's sex lives?

Yesterday I told you about a lady who thought she got Herpes from a toilet seat, but it was clearly an ingrown hair. Well, I had a new client ask me to examine a suspicious mole on her labia. I am flattered that people value my opinion and I love to help in any way I can, but I feel compelled to remind everyone that although I do have a Master's Degree from college, I never went to Medical School. ~your honoree Brazilian MD~

A woman saw a bump on her lady parts and freaked out, because she didn't know what it was. She proceeded to shave the area to get a better look at the bump. She was convinced that she got Herpes from a toilet seat. A visit to the doctor confirmed what her Brazilian Wax Technician could have told her; it was an ingrown hair.

I associate Labor Day with Vagina's. Although this may sound peculiar even for me, there is a very good reason: I had a baby on Labor Day Weekend two years in a row. So, in honor of this perfectly entitled holiday, go get yourself a Brazilian and celebrate your Vagina.

On our website, we have a helpful wax hint page that was designed to make your experience a little better and teach people about Brazilian etiquette. A girl lifted her leg and her man's baby butter oozed out of her like a faucet. I don't think she read the page.

A girl yelled WTF during her wax. I had to assure her that saying the actual word during a Brazilian was very common.

I was really hurt by a negative review on Yelp that I saw yesterday. I am saddened that someone found my ten pound, hypo-allergenic dog that doesn't bark or jump on people offensive. I also have dog allergies and wouldn't have Bandit in the salon if he could aggravate people's allergies. If I ever comment on your flexibility, please accept it as the biggest compliment. Many women have limited flexibility and it is nearly impossible to find their lady parts so I truly appreciate someone who can stretch. Sometimes bruising does occur, but it can happen for a variety of reasons unrelated to my technique. If I caused it, then I am very sorry. And, finally, there are times when the hair is too short to all come out. Maybe you haven't waited long enough, the last place who waxed you didn't get the hairs from the roots, or the friction from intercourse broke some of your hairs. I won't apologize for not spending an hour tweezing you. I may seem easy going and even cavalier about doing your Brazilian, but that it to make you as comfortable as possible, because I know it can be an uncomfortable experience. I have worked very hard to be the best in this industry and I have so many dedicated clients that I needed to share this with you.