It is another dreary day in Rochester. I would like to recommend that all my girls stay in bed and enjoy their Brazilian. Like this if you're able to start your Sunday the same way.

I told the camper from yesterday that I would hate for her to get attacked because a wild animal tried to hide in her jungle. ~your Brazilian Conservationist~

I got an email from a girl who was desperate to get in for a Brazilian. She was going camping and didn't want to be another bush in the woods.

A woman was excited to try a new recipe for dinner that she learned about from a friend who was a chef. When she told her man about the dinner, she also told him she was going to Mark & M.E. that same day. She said she was giving him a Brazilian for dessert.

After all my blogs about the various designs women have requested, a friend suggested I consider expanding my services and start offering Pussy Artistry. She wanted to be my first client who asked for something original and requested a dragon fly. I gave her an invisible one. ~your Brazilian artist~

Speaking of shapes... I had a woman ask me for a pyramid. She wanted her triangle up-side-down. I have to admit is was difficult to do because of the logistics of holding the skin by the hood taut enough to get a flat base. The strange part of this story is that one week later, another woman asked me for the same thing! Are we seeing pyramids on porn? Help me out. ~your creative Brazilian design team~

A woman wanted me to leave a Wheat Thin shape in front of her bikini line. Cheese and crackers anyone?