A girl actually scissored me with her legs during her Brazilian. Another first.

Many moons ago, I had a baby on Labor Day. The following year, I had another baby on Labor Day again. It is funny, because I did not know what Brazilians were back then and I did not have one. Now I cringe at the thought of being hairy on this momentous holiday.

No one has ever thrown up on me during a Brazilian, and, honestly, I have never worried about that happening either. Yesterday, there was a close call.

A man was curious when he learned his girl made an appointment to get a Brazilian. He wanted to know if I was going to touch her where she pees. I never really thought of it that way, but I guess I do.

Getting cheated on is bad. Getting cheated on while you're pregnant is worse. But getting cheated on with a prostitute while you're pregnant deserves dismemberment. ~Brazilian Vigilante~

Women scream some interesting expressions when they get Brazilians. "Fuck Balls" is one of my favorites to date.

Seeking twitter fans to help me meet Howard Stern. I think he'd love Sassysnatch & The Happy Hoo-Ha. If I can get more friends to hashtag Howard on my behalf, maybe I'll get a chance. Let me know your message. And remember, life is good when your Hoo-Ha is Happy.