Swearing is accepted and even encouraged. It seems to make the waxing experience more tolerable. ~Brazilian Rule #8~

Modesty towels are not available at our salon. I need to see your parts and towels just get in my way. ~Brazilian Rule #7~

Today is a day that we are supposed to reflect on what we are thankful for in our lives. Like most of you, I am truly thankful for my family and my friends. But I would be remiss if I did not admit that I am also thankful for the discovery of Brazilians, because they have brought a lot of joy to my life. Although I am not sure that was what the Pilgrims had in mind.

Use the restroom before you get waxed, not only so you have a chance to freshen up, but so you don't pee on me. ~Brazilian Rule #6~

Leave your dingleberries at home. ~Brazilian Rule #5~

Hanging onto my arms disrupts the laws of physics. If I can't use two arms to pull off the strip, it's going to get ugly. ~Brazilian Rule #4~

Holding your breath is not recommended. Passing out has happened and actually scares the crap out of me. ~Brazilian Rule #3~