Really hairy women tend to give me a similar satisfied smile when they put on their undies after a long, overdue Brazilian.

When a man has had a hairy back his whole life, there is nothing more rewarding then watching his face when he puts on a shirt after getting his back waxed for the first time.

Thank you for contributing to my Brazilian Cocktail list. My favorites were Vagatini and Not So Fuzzy Navel.

Ok gang, I need your help. I am creating a Brazilian Cocktail Menu and am looking for suggestions to add to the list. One of my creations is called the Crotchmopolitan. I am excited to see what you come up with.

The Urban Dictionary says that a Brazilian Wax is an extremely painful way of removing one's pubic hair. The person who wrote that definition obviously has never been to Mark & M.E.

Woke up this morning and realized I won't be doing another Brazilian for the rest of the year. It's a strange feeling.

I believe in the spirit of Christmas and I hope I have ignited some positive spirit in all of my followers. Have a Happy Holiday and a Happy Hoo-Ha.