Yesterday, a friend pointed out that I was more than a Vagina Whisperer since I also wax men. So I decided that I would be fine being referred to as The Wee-Wee Whisperer as well. Then I became worried that my male clients may be offended by this particular reference to their manhood. When a man gets a Brazilian, however, his manhood tends to go into hiding, so it is actually a fairly accurate description. So please, do not take offense.  It truly is a term of endearment.

Someone called me The Vagina Whisperer yesterday.  I love that.

Sometimes, my clients have to take a break from getting Brazilians, because they simply cannot afford it.  I really appreciate when clients who have been coming to me for years let me know why they have stopped waxing. Some switch to laser. Some go back to a natural look. Many move out of town. One of my clients was kind enough to send me a message and tell me that she had to give up her smooth landing for the summer in order to pay for her son's swim lessons.

I should never refer to pubic hair as a rabid animal since it has given me so much joy in my life.
~Brazilian Apology~

When you wax on a regular basis, you will notice that your hair comes in finer and thinner.  Many of my clients have strange bald spots in their bikini area where the hair has stopped growing in all together.  Sometimes the bald patches look really funny and it's hard not to laugh at their strange patterns.  I had a girl this week refer to her splotchy hair line as a rabid animal. It was a fitting analogy.

It happened again.  Yesterday a man got a Brazilian at another salon and they didn't do the entire thing, so he came to Mark & ME so we could finish the job.  The technician must not have known that the definition of a Brazilian is the entire pubic and rectal area, so all we needed to remove was that unneccessary hair between his cheeks.  We are proud to say that we've got men's backs (and backsides) as well as women's.

Yesterday a woman went to another salon for a Brazilian. They only scheduled her for a bikini and wouldn't do the whole thing because they hadn't booked enough time, which doesn't make sense to me but we'll go with it.  She left the other salon with a large, uneven triangle and a lot of unnecessary hair.  She then drove directly to Mark & ME with the hope of getting the rest of the wax done.  You know I couldn't let a sister down.