It's a good day when none of your clients waited since last summer to groom their genitalia.

It's always a good day when someone passes gas and it isn't smelly.
~More Brazilian Truthisms~

I could also measure a good day if I don't pull any strings out.
~Another Brazilian Truth~

It's embarrassing to admit that I can measure how good a day is depending on the cleanliness of people's coolies.
~Brazilian Confessions~

Molly O'Hare got a Brazilian with M.E. and became Molly McNair.

I came across a lady who refers to her hoo-ha as Molly. Before meeting me, she more specifically referred to it as Molly O'Hare. Stay tuned for what she calls it now.

It's a beautiful day to be thankful.