The 4th of July explosions are much more exciting when you get a Brazilian!

There's no place like home...of the Ten Minute Brazilian!

I don't mean to moan

But it's my last day in Rome

Then back to the States

Where hairy awaits

Vacation weeks go much faster than v-j-jay weeks.

#marknme work very hard so they can play even harder!

I'd like to say I miss your mounds but that'd be a lie. Malta is incredible!

I don't care what country you are from. Hair should not stick out of your bathing suit bottom ever.