When a new client gives you a hug after you've temporarily hurt their hoo-ha, you know it's a good day!

A 77 year old woman told me she enjoyed reading A Promise of Passion, because it made her remember her first sexual encounters. They were memories she hadn't thought of in decades. For one, she remembered how gross it was the first time she french kissed a boy. She thanked me for resurrecting those memories. That made me feel really good.

When you tell your work that you have a doctor's appointment during lunch (and you're secretly going to get a Brazilian at Mark & M.E.), your co-workers may want to know what kind of doctor you're going to. Be a better sleuth and tell them you are going to the dentist. That's self-explanatory.

We try to make waxing fun at Mark & M.E. because for us, it is a really fun thing to do for a living. We know how sexy and empowering a wax can make a woman feel. We also know how much fun you can have after you are smooth as a baby's bottom!

A girl decided to forego being waxed so she wouldn't sleep with someone prematurely. After the third date, she was debating whether or not to get a Brazilian. Her girlfriend saw how hairy she was and recommended she come see me because it had been way too long. They decided that they would call the salon and "insertion would be based on M.E.'s availability." I had an opening that afternoon. When I finished the service, she sat up and said, "insertion is now a possibility."

This morning, I went for an acupuncture treatment for some tendonitis I have in my hands. It is the only thing that has really helped me with the swelling and the pain. As I was lying there, I was thinking about how cool it would be if I could use the needles to help my clients deal with this discomfort that often accompanies a Brazilian Wax. Just a thought.

I'm an avid Words With Friends player. It keeps my mind thinking and helps me build my vocabulary.  Last night, I used the word afro. In my line of work, afro's come in all sorts of colors, not just black. My first thought last night was "I wonder how many afros I'll see tomorrow?" Am I obsessed with
The Happy Hoo-Ha or what?