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I am scheduled for Jury Duty again next week. Hopefully I don't get called so I don't have to miss work. Last time I got called, the judge wanted to know if any of the jury members knew either of the attorneys or defendants. I had to raise my hand. The judge asked who I knew. I told the judge that the one attorney was a client at my salon. I did not say that she came to me for waxing. He asked if we talked about work. I laughed and said no. During her last visit, we talked about sex the entire time. I was dismissed.

One of my clients brought her husband in yesterday for a Brazilian. It was his idea. When I pulled the first rip from his lower abdomen, he yelled. I think the sensation startled him. Immediately he asked why I pulled so fast and then begged his wife to hold his hand. He was a big, good looking, muscular guy who shrieked away from my deadly popsicle stick. His wife commented that it was difficult to hold his sweaty hand and then noticed the sweat pouring off the top of his bald head. The wife and I tried to be sympathetic but we couldn't stop laughing. The best part of the service was when he yelled, "did it just go dark in here?"

I use massage tables for my clients to relax on while I give them their Brazilians. Yesterday, a girl said that she really wanted handles to hold onto. There are no handles on my tables. Since it made it difficult for me to do my job with her hanging onto my arms, she settled for something else to squeeze------her boobs.

I had a new client come in this morning for a Brazilian. She had three children and a few tattoos. She warned me that she didn't deal well with pain. She wasn't kidding me. After a few rips, she yelled "Dear Lord, I should have taken a tranquilizer!"

Although a Brazilian Bikini Wax refers to the removal of all of the pubic and rectal hair, many women like to leave hair in the front. We usually refer to that hair by its shape, whether it be a rectangle that looks like a landing strip or a triangle that we at Mark and M.E. refer to as a Martini Glass. The other day, I had a woman ask me to leave a large Bermuda Triangle on her. That just sounded dangerous and for some reason wrong.

A young woman came to Mark and M.E. today for a Brazilian. It wasn't her first time at our salon, but it was her first time with M.E. She wanted to know if I liked my job. I said NO. She looked at me surprised. I continued by saying that I don't like my job,  I LOVE my job. She said she has never met anyone before who loved their job.  Listen, I made thirty women feel better and sexier today. It was a great day. What's not to love about my job?