You can't chill on a beach like that unless you've gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax at Mark and M.E.

Yesterday a woman was so excited about getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax that she yelled, "I've lost 20 pounds!" Can you believe how much more room she has in her jeans?

Getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax is very liberating. As I walked by one of the wax suites, I heard a woman yell, "I'm Free!"

I got an interesting message from a client today: Note

to self: Don't take a kickboxing class two hours after a Brazilian Wax.

When a woman comes monthly for a Brazilian Wax, it usually takes me about 7 minutes to perform the service. Today, as Billy Joel was singing in the background, a client asked me if I only played seven minute songs to accompany each wax. I appreciate her confidence in my ability to be that clever, but no, I'm not that crafty. It was a coincidence that the song lasted the duration of the wax.

I only snuck away for two business days and I have to wonder...how many big bad bushes await me tomorrow??? Your Brazilian Wax Queen....

About 20 years ago, a man came in with the hairiest back I had ever seen. He was so embarrassed by his hair that he never took his shirt off when he went to the beach or even when he had sex. It was very sad. When I finished waxing him, he put his t-shirt on and started to cry. He had hair on his back since high school and couldn't remember what it felt like to feel his skin. It was one of the most memorable moments of my career.