Random Brazilian conversation:
-"It hurts today."
-"That's because you're dehydrated."
-"I should drink water first?"
-"Absolutely. Since you had wine last night and only coffee today, you're super dehydrated."
-"Next time I'm drinking a swimming pool before I come in!"

A man told his wife that she couldn't be an atheist since she screams for God during their sexy times. I told her she couldn't be an atheist since she screams for Jesus during her waxes.

If you notice there is no BIKINI WAX listed on the Mark & M.E. menu. The typical bikini wax at most salons is very limited and doesn't allow you the freedom to wear a thong. I started calling my technique a PLAYBOY WAX because it still leaves hair in the middle but allows my ladies to wear skimpy bottoms.

A 60 year old couple reunited after 40 years. They were each other's first loves. When they rekindled their romance, the man was surprised that the woman was sporting a Brazilian wax. He had never been with a woman who waxed it all. Apparently it was a big hit. He told her that all he needed was a bib.

A retired gentleman from Michigan stopped by for a Brazilian yesterday. As soon as he got on the table, he asked for a bullet to bite on. I told him this wasn't the wild west but he was going to be feeling wild with his wife after I finished with him!

The daily use of coconut oil on your lady parts can keep them healthier,  moisturized and ready to party! It also makes waxing that area more comfortable.

I was excited when Colleen asked if she could bring hair extensions to Mark & M.E. Since we are known for Brazilian Waxing, however, it's impossible for me not to find some humor in all of this.