It's time to take your kitty out of hibernation. Don't wait until February 13th to get ready for Valentine's Day or we may not be able to accommodate you. This week would be a much better idea!

 

There is something about getting naked that makes women want to talk about sex. After more than 30 years in this industry, I've heard a lot of sexy and naughty stories. That's why I wrote a romance series. I put the 1st one on audible and did a huge happy dance because someone downloaded the book and I got a small royalty!

 

This morning the Peloton instructor asked if we looked like a glazed donut. I'm assuming she was wondering if we were glowing with sweat. All it made me think of was a conversation with a client a few years ago.

The client:  "M.E., I need your help. I want my pussy to look like a glazed donut. Rhianna's looks like a glazed donut, but mine looks like a donut with chocolate sprinkles. Can you help?"

 I seriously need to hone up on my slang expressions. As I was giving a girl a Brazilian Wax yesterday, she said I was worth the extra charge because I was the goat. That's one animal I've never been compared to before, but once she explained, I was flattered. 

 Don't worry, we can find your kitty in the snow. Come see us so you can play, play play!

 Sponge bob should have gone to us, because we are the pain free waxing emporium!!!

 If your kitty is wearing a fur coat, you need to come see the wax specialists at the Mark & M.E. and Wax It All Salons!