Spring break means spring is around the corner!   Spring break, sexy bikini, scandalous Brazilian, sensational booty....are you ready? 

 I was thinking about our day yesterday and started to laugh when I remembered a conversation with a woman I had not seen in about nine months. She climbed on the table apologizing profusely for her long absence from Mark & M.E. I looked at her over grown bush and said, "Tina Turner is on my table today!!!" And she was.

 Sunshine & blue skies one day, snow flurries the next. Since we live in Rochester and aren't afraid of the snow, we plan to be open normal hours today (unless everyone cancels and we have nothing to do...) If you get stranded at the salon, there is always wine. 

 A lady called for a Brazilian but wasn't sure what to do with her kids while she got a wax. Both Mark & M.E. and Wax It All are kid friendly salons. However, unless they are an infant, we'd prefer if the children aren't in the room. Having them see you get a wax could end up costing you thousands in therapy, but they are always welcome to wait in the waiting area with one of our staff members. We even have suckers to bribe them with if they behave while they wait for the 10 minute service to be completed. 

 Last month a woman came in who had been married over 20 years and was complaining that their sex life was pretty dull and infrequent. A girlfriend told her to try getting a Brazilian Wax with me. Not only do Brazilians make women feel sexier and more confident, removing the hair around the clitoris can heighten sensitivity. Some woman actual say that the sensations can be too intense, which doesn't sound like a bad thing to me. I told her that Brazilians could add a little spice to her sex life and I'd be interested to see how everything went. When she came in this week, the first thing she said to me was, "It worked!"

Today's funniest conversation so far:

M.E. "How long has it been since your last Brazilian Wax?"

Client: "Oh girl, I've been skimping on my pimping!"

She wasn't kidding.

 Since holidays often fall on a Monday, salon workers don't have a long weekend like many of you do since we work on Saturday's. But that's okay! Last week we were able to help a lot of men and women get ready for their vacations this week, and that's a great feeling. The cast and crew of Mark & M.E. and Wax It All wish everyone a Happy President's Day and hope everyone is feeling PAWSitively Patriotic!