Saturday, December 31, 2016

Although the natural look may be coming back, I still prefer the natural look of infancy.

Thursday, December 29, 2016

One of the best parts of my jobs is the connection I make with women. One of my regulars brought in a friend. The friend was really nervous, because she had never gotten a Brazilian before. We laughed the whole time and she did really well. After she finished cleaning up, she asked permission to hug me. Of course I hugged her. I get hugged a lot. It's just funny when women ask to hug me before they put their pants back on.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

The next installment of my more adult blog just went live. It can be found at   This was the innocent looking pic I attached to it. 
A friend of mine was kind enough to send me an article about the correlation between waxing it all and STD's. One of the arguments is that a moist area breeds bacteria. That is one of the reasons to get rid of the hair; it makes the area less moist. If someone has chlamydia, gonorrhea or HPV, that person will spread it to an unprotected partner whether there is hair down there or not. Additionally, a urologist that I wax firmly believes that the risk of infection during surgery would be profoundly less if the patients would wax before their procedures instead of getting the area shaved by the nursing staff. There are also studies that have confirmed that pubic lice (aka Crabs) are virtually extinct since Brazilians have become so popular. No one will convince me that waxing will cause an STD. If you are one of the millions of men and women who prefer a perfectly smooth playing field, I say "don't worry, be happy!"

Monday, December 26, 2016

A man told his wife that he bought her an early Christmas gift that he left in their bathroom. When she walked in there, she saw a beautiful lingerie set on a hanger. When she walked out of the bathroom without it on, the husband asked if there was something wrong. She told him that she needed to see M.E. before she could put it on. She came and got a Brazilian early the next morning.

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Back by popular demand, The Happy Hoo-Ha 12 Days of Christmas Song!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 drooling daddy's
11 pussies panting
10 lips a lusting
9 labia dancing
8 mouths a munching
snatches smiling
6 guys a gawking
5 gold clit rings
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha's 
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

Saturday, December 24, 2016

I receive the funniest messages from clients. A man told his wife that her puss growled at him. I'm not surprised. I haven't seen her in awhile! Happy Hoo-Ha Holiday Cheer!!

Friday, December 23, 2016

This is the start of many generous Christmas gifts from my awesome clients. This client liked the 'wax' on the top of the bottle. She thought it was appropriate since I wax her.  Little did she know that Makers Mark is Mark's favorite bourbon. She also noticed in a Facebook post that I liked Slim Jim's in my Bloody Mary's. Thank you to everyone who made Christmas week so much fun!
Tis the season of ugly sweaters. I had a woman ask me to get rid of her ugly sweater, and it wasn't a garment attached to her torso!
~Holiday Hair Humor~

Thursday, December 22, 2016

I love to tease how there is a difference between the way black women and white women deal with the pain of waxing. White women tend to swear like truckers. Black women, on the other hand, tend to scream for Jesus. Yesterday, I heard a new expression that I loved and couldn't wait to share. Instead of saying 'mother f'er' (which is a common expletive in the wax room by white ladies) a woman yelled 'mother nature!' What a pleasant way to express discomfort.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

A woman asked me to leave the shape of a mistletoe on her bikini area. At first, I was perplexed how to form her hair into such an intricate design. So I had to ask her why she wanted that particular shape since I wasn't sure I'd be able to pull it off? She said she wanted her man to kiss her under the mistletoe. Who could argue with that? I had to try.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

To all of my friends who love to have a Happy Hoo-Ha, please don't be afraid to contact me for an appointment this week. Sadly, we have had many cancellations due to illness and hectic schedules. Don't suffer with all of that extra tinsel on your tree. Come see me before Saturday. I want to make sure everyone has a Happy Holiday with their hairless hoo-ha's!
Please don't wait until the last minute to coif you cootch before Christmas. Call me today! And remember, Mark and I leave on Saturday for a really long time. You'd hate to get a chewbacca look-a-like doll under your Christmas tree. 585-473-7360
The Happy Hen House is now available at Barnes and Noble on NOOK! Not only is this a hilarious non-fiction book about the shenanigans that happen at Mark and M.E., I introduce my little voice (A gay Hispanic man named Raul) who speaks the truth. I've also hired an illustrator named Brian Robbins to demonstrate the 5 positions I put my clients in when they are getting a Brazilian in the most hysterical drawings.
It's a fun read for only 4.99.

Monday, December 19, 2016

After the stolen Cadillac debacle, you'd think Mark would be more conscientious about leaving things around the salon unattended. This morning, we went to Mark and M.E. to check the messages, feed the fish and shovel the walkway, but uh-oh....guess what's missing? Mark's favorite shovel has been stolen. He must have left it outside when he left Saturday. You have to appreciate that he believes in a world where your possessions are safe and everyone loves one another, but, once again, that was not the case. So off to Home Depot for a new shovel. I don't think Onstar will help us this time.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Thank you for the reviews on Amazon! I can't tell you how much it means to me. The latest for
A Promise of Passion was awesome. And don't forget that I've got 2 of my books on Nook and two more are in the process. Happy Sunday Everyone!

What a wonderful read! I couldn't wait to get emerged in the world this book brought me to each time I opened it. What a wonderful love story. I just started Passion Never Dies and can't put it down....Amazing Author
I waxed a woman from Painted Post NY this week. She said it was worth the drive to come to me since there weren't many salons in her town.  I've never been to that part of New York State before so I looked it up. The first thing I saw was a consensus from 2000 that said only 1842 people lived there. No wonder she came to Rochester for a Brazilian!

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Several women have made the comment to me this week that they always gain weight over the holidays. I have a suggestion to help combat that problem. Remove all of your body hair (that should eliminate a pound or more...) and have lots more sex! Just a thought...

Friday, December 16, 2016

Don't let the cold keep you from coming to see me. I've got the heat cranked and I promise to make you more ways than one!

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Mark and M.E. is a popular place to patron before a vacation. I had a new client get a Brazilian with me before a trip to California to see family. She told her cousin about getting waxed. The cousin asked her if she got waxed by M.E. She laughed and said that she did. Coincidentally, the cousin is a former client of mine. One day, the cousin grabbed my arm so aggressively during a wax, she made my forearm bleed with her nails. Not only do I remember that incident, I wrote about it in one of my happy books. It's a small world.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Some women apologize when they are really hairy and tell me there is an animal down there. Today, someone told me she brought an entire zoo!
The Happy Hoo-Ha is now on NOOK! Give the gift of laughter this holiday season!

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Give a gift that keeps on giving to your loved one this holiday season. It may be hard to wrap, but you could always put a bow on it. It may be slippery when wet, but that is half the fun. You might think it'll make you feel colder in our upstate New York climate, but not when that loved one can't keep his paws off of you. It'll make everyone hot and very, very happy.
Mark and M.E.
Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian

Monday, December 12, 2016

Someone told me that Passion Never Dies has hotter sex than 50 Shades of Grey. OK, so how do I get  my sexy novel out there?!
Mark and M.E. recommendation for combatting the cold weather: one-on-one body heat sans the friction from unwanted body hair.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

You have ten business days to go to Mark and M.E. and get yourself ready for Christmas. Remember, it's more fun to be naughty when your parts are nice. Shout out an email to
After a comment someone made to me yesterday, I had to ask myself a question. Am I too racy?  Millions of men and women around the world get Brazilian Bikini Waxes. It's an extremely popular salon service. There is nothing sexual or dirty about it. (okay, sometimes it can be dirty...) It's a service that makes a client feel cleaner, sexier and more confident. A good technician focusses on the hair and should be oblivious to the fact that it is a penis or vagina she or he is working on. I do joke about my job, because I have a lot of fun doing it. However, even if I'm not focusing on a client's genitalia, I am still removing pubic and rectal hair for a living. You may call that racy; I call it funny.

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Mark and M.E. used to have a service on our menu called a Brazini. Basically, it was a Brazilian Bikini Wax that left either a landing strip or martini glass on the front. It was the same price as a Brazilian, but it confused our customers, so we took it off our menu. The other night, we went out for dinner. I asked the bartender to get me a glass of red wine. This is what she served me.

Friday, December 9, 2016

Check out my December article in the Rochester Woman Magazine online. It's easiest to access from their app. It's called Fighting Fibro With Laughter. It's about my personal journey. Would love to hear what you think!
FINALLY got another review of Passion Never Dies. Thank you so much!  Maybe this will tempt some of you to try it out!!

"What a great volume in the Passion series. Ms. Nesser is a phenomenal writer and storyteller. I was waiting for my mailman on delivery day. I read this volume cover to cover in one sitting. It was another amazing love story. It's hard to imagine experiencing a once in a lifetime love, but twice. Wow. You can feel the passion through every page. And don't think for one minute there won't be a cliffhanger !! Oh yeah. Volume 3. Cannot wait."

Thursday, December 8, 2016

It's a lot more fun playing with something you can see. I think it's time you see what Mark and M.E. has to offer. Not only are we "Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian," we are the most experienced waxologists (that's a made up word that makes us sound really fancy) in town!
My latest review of a promise of passion made me cry.  Thank you so much!

The ending shocked me! When I read this book I didn't anticipate the feelings I would develop towards the characters. I grew attached to the characters as I read the book. I only realized this when I got to the end and felt sadness, anger and even devastation. For an author to be able to write a story where the characters come alive and evoke such emotion is a true success! I have already started the second book and can't wait for more of this love story.

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Don't forget that A Promise of Passion is now on Nook for only $4.99!
Yesterday, I wanted to search for a picture to go along with my hairy hoo-ha blog post. When I typed that expression in my search bar, the fourth item down said hosedownyourhooha by m.e. nesser. I was freaking out! All of my crazy blogging is out there. This morning I did it again just for shits and giggles and I came up 3rd!! Now I just need a comedian to come across my hoo-ha antics so we can collaborate and make the whole world smile!

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Mark and M.E. has a saying that we like to share every year. It says "You can't have a Happy Holiday with a Hairy Hoo-Ha." So don't wait until the last minute to make your appointment. It's a super busy time of the year at Rochester's very own "Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian Wax!"

Monday, December 5, 2016

When the woman from yesterday's story saw her daughter waxing her stuffed animals, she wanted to videotape it and post it to my wall. She was worried, however, that people might criticize her for bringing her to Mark and M.E. When she asked her daughter what she was doing, the little girl said she was practicing so she could be like m.e. when she grew up.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Last month, a woman brought her four year daughter to her wax appointment. The little girl was very interested in what I was doing, so I gave her a popsicle stick and wax strip to play with. That evening her mother found her playing in her bedroom with her stuffed animals. Not only was she pretending to wax her stuffed monkey, elephant and lion, she was making a grunting sound every time she pulled the strip.

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Mark and M.E. is feeling blessed tonight. Yesterday our daughter was in a bad car accident. Her car was totaled, but she was not. Thankfully, she is fine. How many times do we need reminders that every day is a gift? It wasn't my daughters fault. She had her seat belt on and the air bag did its job. We thank God she is okay. Don't take your loved ones for granted. Every moment should be treasured. It may sound cliche, but every day is truly a gift.

Friday, December 2, 2016

A Promise of Passion is now available on NOOK!! Since I don't have a tablet, please let me know if it downloads properly. It's only 4.99. And, as always, I would love a review! Thanks!!

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Wooly mammoths and furry monkey's begone! December is finally here, which makes m.e. so happy. The phones are ringing and our garbage cans are filling up with unwanted hair!
The next installment of my passion blog just went live. It's an adult commentary and may not be suitable for all audiences. It is a true story about yours truly.  [Warning...The accompanying photos are a little risqué]