Mark and M.E. used to have a service on our menu called a Brazini. Basically, it was a Brazilian Bikini Wax that left either a landing strip or martini glass on the front. It was the same price as a Brazilian, but it confused our customers, so we took it off our menu. The other night, we went out for dinner. I asked the bartender to get me a glass of red wine. This is what she served me.