On Friday, a 34 week pregnant woman came in for a wax. She said she felt fat, hot, uncomfortable and hairy. She was a real trooper as I groomed her engorged lady parts. That night she delivered healthy twin girls. She left the sweetest message on my answering machine over the weekend thanking me for grooming her for the delivery. She said it made her feel a lot better. Just another example of my ability to spread joy, one vagina at a time.