When you are getting any area waxed, please be advised that the area is sticky and it's not a good idea to touch the area until after I have finished and you have properly cleaned up. I had a girl that wouldn't stop putting her hand on her hoo-ha while I was working on her. Her hand got all sticky but she just kept touching it. She said she was sorry but she "couldn't stop playing with it." She continued by saying that "I know he won't be able to stop playing with it either!"

And, as a side note, this is my 300Th blog. Holy shit, I cannot believe I had 300 consecutive things to say! Yea, right.