Sometimes I am fascinated by what I learn from my clients. For example, did you know you can get Botox treatments under your arms to stop from sweating?

And, another thing.....we all have pretty much the same equipment.

I really, really don't care about your lumps, bumps and stretch marks. I only focus on one thing, and that is the nasty hair between your legs, so get over the modesty thing. It's a waste of time.

Pubic hair knows no boundaries. It can travel anywhere. So if a woman has a furry tail at the top of her crack, it ain't cute, it's mine.

I grip it then I rip it. Simple.

On this Holy day of the week, take a long moment to pay some respect to that very precious part of the body that brings life into this world.

I was reading an article that said there is a correlation between breast implants and arthritis. That seems really hard to believe. Besides, if there was a correlation, I still think it would be worth it. It's important to have pretty boobs and a pretty beave.

I don't care who you sleep with or how many people you sleep with, as long as you're well groomed while you're doing it.

Pusses aren't the only thing I'm good at. I can wax a pretty mean set of brows. I had to laugh when one of my girls called and said she was desperate to come in because she didn't want her caterpillars to turn into butterflies.

Hemorrhoids don't bother me except when their owners don't bathe them properly.

When really bad foot odor isn't the worse smell in the room, you know it's going to be a long day.

I know I have said it before, but it is incredible how empowering being bald is.

Movie references continue to amuse me. When a woman tells me to clean up her "Gorilla's In The Mist," I am happy to comply.

I lift a girl's leg up and as I'm about to rip, she kicks me in the back of the head. So I use my body to hold her leg down and she crosses her opposite knee over and knees me in the boobs. I did not pull her off the street and force her to get waxed. She came in voluntarily. All I can say is thank God she was really small.

Don't worry if you have a lot of hair. I have no problem hulking your hoo-ha.

Four cute, young girls were in the room together getting waxed. Sounds like a pussy party to me.

As I was waxing a severely hungover woman, she told me it felt like I was shoving needles in her eyes. I wasn't near her face.

Emails can be the source of some great blogs. This morning I received one that said a woman needed to make her Disney Story less "Jungle Book" and more "Aladdin's Magic Carpet."

A newbie was really excited to feel her lips after I ripped the dense, coarse hair from them. She said they felt like a skating rink. Another first.

"It's better to wax than scratch." That's what I wrote on my new twitter site yesterday. Now I blog and tweet! My user name is SassySnatch. Thought that was an appropriate name.

Every woman thinks they have weird looking lips and are often afraid that I won't be able to wax them because there is something inherently wrong with them.. For the record, I think all lips are weird looking, but that has nothing to do with whether or not I can wax them. If they are hairy, they can be waxed. Stop obsessing about the size, shape and texture of them. In 20 years, I have yet to see a pair of lips that I thought looked attractive or got excited about. It's just another body part that screams to be bald.

Two friends came in together last month to get waxed. Their husbands are also friends with one another and everyone was excited about their appointment with me. The day after they were waxed, the one guy called the other guy to tell him that he was still wiping his mouth.

A couple was discussing their finances. They were trying to figure out areas where they could save money. The wife offered to cut out her Brazilians. Her husband said he'd rather get rid of cable.

Did you know that it is possible for the v-j-jay to get all stretched out and discolored? According to one of my cops, prostitutes often have big, dark lips that the cops like to refer to as roast beef curtains.

If your guy isn't Brazilian worthy, don't give up the Brazilians, give up the guy.

A couple weeks ago I blogged about a woman who had really bad gas and kept apologizing for "fluffing" during the service. Since then I learned that there is an occupation in our culture called a "fluffer." According to my sources, a fluffer is a person who works in the porn industry keeping the main characters erect during filming. I thought this was fascinating, and I have to thank my clients for keeping me so well informed.

If you have to bring 2 friends in to hold your hands and even take turns holding a leg, I have to wonder if you really want it done.

"No one leaves Mark & M.E. with a hairy ass." That is something I say to every new person who comes in and is afraid to roll on their side. Every once in awhile, however, I'll let someone get away with not getting it done. A girl told me she really wasn't in the mood to get her ass waxed, and, if it was OK with me, she'd really prefer to wait until the next time to do that part. I was totally OK with that. It's not that I'm obsessed with the rectum, I just like to be thorough.

I met a woman who may be able to help me get more exposure for this blog as well as my book called "The Happy Hoo-Ha" that I'm trying to get published. She also wondered if I'd be interested in writing some fictional stories for a smutty woman's blog. I told her if she can give my hoo-ha more exposure, I'd love to write for her. Now, for some reason, that just didn't sound right.

If you aren't sure if your period is completely over, be polite and plug up. Please.