"No one leaves Mark & M.E. with a hairy ass." That is something I say to every new person who comes in and is afraid to roll on their side. Every once in awhile, however, I'll let someone get away with not getting it done. A girl told me she really wasn't in the mood to get her ass waxed, and, if it was OK with me, she'd really prefer to wait until the next time to do that part. I was totally OK with that. It's not that I'm obsessed with the rectum, I just like to be thorough.