Yesterday, a man asked his wife how I could do a Brazilian in only 10 minutes. She said I was the Vagina Ninja.

A new girl walked in my room and I asked her when she had her last Brazilian. She said yesterday. It sounds ridiculous at first because no one's hair grows back in one day, but I wasn't surprised because this isn't the first time this has happened. She went to another salon that spent an hour doing her "supposed" Brazilian. The technician not only broke every single hair across the front, she didn't do anything down below except burn the girl's creases of her leg. I had to re-wax the entire area and give her a lesson on how to properly tweeze the front. Supposedly the technician tweezed for awhile, but, not only was she not successful, she must have been pinching the skin because it was very painful for the client. Waxing should not be this awful.

I got a message from a client that said after her deforestation with me, her husband called it her "venus fly trap" because it was luring him. She thought it should have been called her "penis guy trap." ~your Brazilian Siren~

A guy requested that I wax and buff his woman's puss to a high gloss shine. After I finished waxing her and she put oil all over the area, that's exactly how it looked.

I appreciate feedback any way I can get it. People respond to me on Facebook, via email and even at the salon and I love hearing what people have to say. I really try to be receptive to the needs and requests from every client who has a concern. The only time that I have a problem responding to a request is when you ask me to slow down. I have a really hard time slowing down. I have been waxing for a long time and my technique has become second nature to me. Basically, when you ask me to slow down, it's like asking me not to breathe.

After yesterday's post about the girl who doubted me and my ability to perform a wax in 10 minutes or less, one of my clients suggested that Brazilian Waxing become an Olympic event. My fastest wax to date is a petite Asian girl who took me less than one minute. In fact, I had her completely bald with no strays in 40 seconds. I think I'd win the Gold.

Mark & M.E. is known for being the Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian, so I was surprised by a new client who came into my wax room and wanted to know how I knew it would only take 10 minutes? I told her I have waxed thousands of women and I know from experience that's how long it takes. She said she didn't believe me and no one could guarantee that it would only take that amount of time. She told me her last wax took 1 1/2 hours. I told her she obviously didn't come to Mark & M.E. Although she resisted me through out the entire service, I had her bald in eight minutes.

Hopefully none of your men choked on any turkey feathers yesterday. ~your concerned Brazilian friend~

I am truly thankful for all of the hoo-ha's that I have had the pleasure to work with over the years, even the scary one's. ~your humble Brazilian Servant~

A hairy woman in desperate need of a Brazilian walked into the wax room and told me that now her boyfriend would have something to be thankful for.

The Urban Dictionary says the cootch refers to a woman's vagina. It also describes all of the different things that can go into it, like the fingers, tongue, etc...I guess clarification is important for the people who aren't sure what goes into such a mysterious body part. ~Brazilian Clarity~

Here are some of the fun definitions from the Urban Dictionary regarding the word Twat. 1. A great word to shout out. (agreed!) 2. A woman's vagina. 4. A word used by Tweety. 6. An acronym for The War Against Terrorism. Who knew a small word could have so many meanings? ~your Brazilian Educator~

There is a reason we take the feathers off a turkey before we eat it.

Someone told me about a bumper sticker that I had to share. It said, "I snatch kisses and vice versa." ~Brazilian Poetry~

A girl was desperate to come in and get a Brazilian, because her man wouldn't eat her. TMI?

Yesterday a woman asked me for a Salvatore's Super Slice. I understood what she meant even though I had never heard that expression before. Last night when I was getting ready for bed, I heard the ad for Salvatore's Super Slice for the first time. A slice of pizza now has a whole new meaning. ~your Brazilian delivery girl~

A friend of mine looked up cooter in the Urban Dictionary and had to share. It said that masculine women like to put chewing tobacco in or around their vagina, and it is called "cooter dip." They may or may not put the tobacco in a pouch before putting it between their legs. It must create an interesting sensation, and I can't believe I have never heard of such a practice. I don't think, however, that these women get Brazilians, but you never know.

This morning I looked up the word cooter. Cooter refers to a freshwater turtle. I'm baffled here. The Brazilian word girl is looking for suggestions.

Today I looked up the definition for pussy. One of the definitions said it was a slang noun describing a "weak or cowardly man or boy." That actually makes sense since men became weak when they are around a pussy. ~Your Ms. Webster Brazilian Lady~

And what about the word twat? The dictionary said it's vulgar, it has an unknown origin, but was first used in 1656. I wonder how many twats were bald in the 1600's? ~the Brazilian dictionary lesson continues~

So why do they call it a snatch anyways? Because it is something a man wants to seize suddenly? That's what I'm thinking. ~your Brazilian definition girl~

Day 8: If there's a huge wet spot in the front of your yoga pants, it's time for a Brazilian.

Day 7: If there's a bulge in the front of your bathing suit, it's time for a Brazilian.

Day 6: If you need to blow dry something besides the hair on your head, it's time for a Brazilian.

Day 5: When your toddler asks why you have fur sticking out of your underwear, it's time for a Brazilian.

Day 4: I'm not sure who is more thankful for the women who get Brazilians on a regular basis, because I know your man doesn't like fighting his way through the jungle any more then I do.

Day 3: If he reaches for a toothpick when you finish, it's time for a Brazilian.

Day 2 of Clues You Need A Wax: If the hair between your cheeks gets tangled in your G-String, it's Brazilian time.

If your vibrator becomes tangled in your hair, it's time for a Brazilian.

I hope the girl from yesterday follows my blog so she can see all of the wonderful support she got from fellow Brazilian lovers. She did not have to pay for the service, but she doesn't know what to do with the gift certificate. She has no desire to go back to that salon for any service. One of my client's suggested she give the gift certificate to someone she doesn't like. I think that's a great idea.