Yesterday, I was at the doctor's waiting to get a shot. The nurse was a client and she said she had a funny story to tell me. Apparently, her girlfriend had come to get a Brazilian with me and, like most first-timers, her skin was very red after. Her husband looked at her v-j-jay and said it looked like a red tomato.  A few weeks later, this couple bought a boat and considered naming it The Red Tomato.