"I'm worse than an autumn yard that needs a good raking."  Love my wax clients and their witty emails!

For some reason, I decided to wait to blog today until I got home from parent's weekend in North Carolina, because we were supposed to be home by 10:30 this morning. Well, that didn't happen. Our 6 am flight was delayed so we'd miss our connection in Atlanta. So we got on a fight at 7am that had mechanical problems and had to get off the plane. There were no decent flights out of Wilmington so we drove 2 hours to Raleigh as fast as possible to make an 11 am flight that would allow us to get home while it was still daylight. A man asked me if it was important for me to get home today. I wanted to tell him that there were a lot of hairy people in Rochester that needed me, but I thought that might sound strange. So I just told him that I needed to get back to work.

Some kind of landscaping is usually recommended to avoid brush fires.
~Advice from the Brazilian Agricultural Organization~

While I was giving a young man a Brazilian, I told him about the two men who passed out during a wax. He said he couldn't imagine passing out because the experience was so awakening!

You should really try to avoid knocking my glasses off.  I need them to see what I'm doing.
~Brazilian Hazards~

If you like martinis, maybe you should get a martini glass next time you come in for a wax.

Dare to go bald. #thehappyhooha

I'm better than a strong cup of java in the morning. 

~your Brazilian wakeup call!~

Brazilians give you a "smooth" journey through life.

A man heard me on the radio and decided to try out this whole Brazilian thing. He came to Mark and M.E. this week and got waxed by one of my staff members Kelly. The next day he called to thank us for not only making the service comfortable, but he really enjoyed his experience at our salon. He said he wasn't a computer guy and didn't do Facebook, but I still wanted to thank him for taking the time to call the salon. It made our day.

"A girl asked her friend, who was a licensed cosmetologist, if she'd give her a Brazilian. The friend said she'd rather give her a kidney." {excerpt from The Happy Hoo-Ha}

I just want to make waxing fun!

I'm still here, even if it has been a year. Love reconnecting with my ladies who have taken a hiatus from waxing!

I don't care about the size of your caboose as long as I can find the exit door.
~Waxing Logistics~

I had an older guy put a breath mint in his mouth before I waxed his junk. Making a pass or being polite?

One day, I went to the gas station to get a cup of coffee.  The two girls behind the counter were laughing when I walked in and were talking about a mistress.  After I got the coffee, I asked who the mistress was. They said I was the mistress. They thought my corvette was Mark's and since he fills up my gas tank at this station, they assumed I was his mistress borrowing his car. I guess they didn't notice the WAXITALL license plate.

This week at work I was a psychiatrist, a friend, a comedienne and a sex therapist. Oh yea, and a Brazilian Waxer.  It was a great week and I loved every minute of it.  Thank you!

Earlier in the summer, I did side-by-side Brazilians on a couple for the first time. I told them they'd love the feeling of being intimate with no hair in the way. Not only did they agree, they came back for another round.

Want to make your next wax easier? Drink water, not coffee before you come in.  Water hydrates your skin so the hair pulls out easier.  Coffee dehydrates you, tends to make you more nervous, and makes the hair more resistant to extraction. And if you drink enough water, you'll be forced to use our bathroom and baby wipes before you get your Brazilian done.

Our son just graduated college and is looking for a job. It would probably be "hard" for him to follow in his mother's footsteps. I wax an awful lot of good looking women.

Brazilians give us a sense of confidence that is hard to explain.

I get excited on Tuesday mornings when I know it's time to travel back into the Brazilian Rainforest with all of my friends. Unlike the people who dread the start to their work week, I look forward to seeing what adventures lie ahead for me.

There were two reasons to use your Brazilian yesterday. To celebrate his team's victory or to console him on his team's defeat.

It's often harder to get their attention during football season, so now may be the perfect time to start getting waxed.

It seems like a lifetime ago that I was teaching first graders. And now I make women look like them. Funny.
~Brazilian Career Change~

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ripping off hair
Is what I love to do

Some Brazilians are like running a 5K, pretty easy and fast.  Some are like a 10K, a little more complicated but doable. And some are like running a freaking marathon for the entire 26.2 long and agonizing miles.

Thanks to Brother Wease, I may be forever known as "The Vagina Lady." #thehappyhooha #thehappyhenhouse

Chia pet, dead rat, caterpillar...any comparison to an animal is not a good thing.
~Brazilians Rock!~

I had my first baby on labor day weekend. And since I have spent my career dedicated to where babies comes from, I'd like everyone to spend a moment and pay homage to the vagina.