I have a bizarre profession. I can't make up the stories. They just happen. That is why I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. The other day, a woman had long hair that needed to be waxed. She said it looked like a hamster on the strip. I told her I removed a family of hamsters. As she was leaving, she whispered to me that she took a strip with one of the dead hamsters out of the garbage to show her husband. True story 2016.