Mark & I went to a really hot burlesque show in Las Vegas. There were a couple of things I noticed at the show...#1. The women could not have any pubic hair because their outfits were too small. #2. Aside from the skinny girl with a flat chest who looked stoned, I found the other women very attractive. #3. I wish my butt looked like the women on stage. #4. Long hair is sexy and I plan to grow mine back. #5. David Copperfield didn't turn me on as much as these women did. #6. I couldn't be a lesbian no matter how hot the women on the stage were. I've seen too many scary lady parts in my career. #7. I'm glad I married an open minded man who looks at me like he does those women on the stage. #8. Burlesque in Las Vegas rocks.