I want to be a motivational speaker for Fibromyalgia at Roc Brainery. When I filled out the online form, it asked for my resume. I haven't had a resume since the late 80's, so I logged out. A week later, I decided that I have helped many clients over the years with coping skills and I really want to reach out and help more people, so I made a resume. Boy, did that make me laugh. How do I describe myself? Brazilian Wax Queen, 2 decades of Bushwhacking the Beave...Hoo-Ha Hair removal specialist....The Vagina Lady, as referred to by Brother Wease. In the end, I made the resume short,  professional and ok boring, because I didn't want them to think I was some "nut" job who obsessed  removing hair on that body part too.