Time for some old-fashioned hoo-ha talk. Some clients like to wait a long time between waxes. Other clients can grow bushes that resemble a classic 1979 Afro. Recently, one of my clients (who fits both descriptions) was going through security at the airport and they pulled her aside for a more thorough body check. Apparently, it looked like she was harboring something large in her underwear. You'll never guess what it was? Yep, that's right. It was her ginormous mound of pubic hair. If that isn't a sign that she needs to see me, I don't know what is.