Today I had a deja vu of something I posted about last week while giving a girl a Brazilian Wax. 

Client: Crap, my phone is dying.

M.E. I have a charger.

Client: It's a Galaxy.

M.E. So sorry, my charger is for iPhones. 

Client: I have one of those too.

M.E. Why do you have two?

Client: (major monster hesitation......) It's for work...

M.E. You're a drug dealer. 

Client: Yea. 

Can't make this up.