A client walks in the wax room for a Brazilian Wax. She comes in randomly and hadn't been waxed since July. 

M.E. "Hey girl, it has been awhile. Why made you decide to get a Brazilian again?"

Client: "I'm having sex tomorrow."

You gotta love the honesty. 

Just a friendly reminder that there are only 6 business days before Christmas and day 6 is almost over!