Imagine this scenario:

You come in to the salon with an overgrown bush in search of a silky smooth bikini area that is delectable and completely hair free. The technician puts wax on your mound that is so dense the warm extra sensitive product barely reaches the skin. As this same technician goes to put the strip on the wax, YOU CLOSE YOUR LEGS!!! Not only is this a terrible idea, you might as well glued your v-j-jay shut.