Another use for The Happy Hoo-Ha Personal Lubricant. 

TRUE STORY: I have a friend who has 20 chickens. She has also worked in a vets office for years. She noticed one of her chickens had something hanging from its backside. Yep, you guessed it; the chicken had a prolapsed rectum. She had experience in the past with prolapsed rectums in other animals so she went to her vet bag looking for the lubricant to put the rectum back in place. She couldn't find it. So, what did she do? She went in the house, grabbed her Happy Hoo-Ha Lube and was able to put the chicken's rectum back where it belonged! Not only that, she was so successful with her rectal reinsertion that the chicken was able to continue to lay eggs and she even brought me some!