I'm going to let you all in on a little secret. Even though I love to wax, I love to write, and I'm finally done writing my 'Happy' books. Yesterday, I started the process of having my first romance novel published. I'm not sure how long it will take before it is available Amazon, but my goal is by my birthday in May. It is actually the first book in a series that I have been working very hard on. The book is called 'A Promise of Passion.' It is a fairly explicit love story (now that's a surprise!) that was an absolute blast to write. I can't wait to share it with everyone!

I started my day with a newbie who warned me that she had a weak bladder. I told her it was no problem, because I've been peed on before. Well, she didn't disappoint. When I waxed one of the more delicate areas, she christened my table. Today is going to be fun!

I never knew there was a day dedicated to Women.  I like the idea since I have spent a career making women feel sexy and confident. Cheers to all the beautiful women I have touched in my life. Yes, literally touched.

In November, I got the logo of my third Happy book, The Happy Trail, tattooed on my thigh. It is the silhouette of a woman's backside with a set of lips on her butt. I loved my tattoo. The outline is black and the lips were red. Apparently, red tattoo ink is a carcinogen. Since then, I developed a keratoacanthoma, which is a fast growing cancerous tumor, on the lips. I had to have the tumor surgically removed. I found out today that the surgeon got all of it out, which is a huge relief. Now the lips don't look quite the same. They are a lot thinner and more streamlined. I don't think I'll have them touched up, because it isn't worth the risk. Moral? Avoid red ink and be happy with what your lips look like.

I haven't been feeling very clever with this whole blogging thing the past two days, because I have been determined to finish my taxes this weekend which I totally hate to do. New York State isn't very nice to us small business owners. I'd like to argue that I shouldn't have to pay taxes, because my job is to make women feel sexy. Feeling sexy is a state of mind, not a good or service. I should not be penalized for making women feel like goddesses, I should be praised and be given a pass!

Mark & I went to a really hot burlesque show in Las Vegas. There were a couple of things I noticed at the show...#1. The women could not have any pubic hair because their outfits were too small. #2. Aside from the skinny girl with a flat chest who looked stoned, I found the other women very attractive. #3. I wish my butt looked like the women on stage. #4. Long hair is sexy and I plan to grow mine back. #5. David Copperfield didn't turn me on as much as these women did. #6. I couldn't be a lesbian no matter how hot the women on the stage were. I've seen too many scary lady parts in my career. #7. I'm glad I married an open minded man who looks at me like he does those women on the stage. #8. Burlesque in Las Vegas rocks.

Since I teased you with the opening stanza from The Howling Hoo-Ha poem, I thought I'd tease you with another part.

I hate to tell you
But this is gonna hurt-
When I dig up the bush
I pray there's no dirt.