Saturday, April 17, 2010

So this is how this whole Brazilian thing works. A woman enters the room, gets naked from the waist down, hops up on a massage table, & spreads her legs. Then I spread hot wax all over her genitalia and rip as fast and as furious as possible. This service almost always includes some squirming, yelling, obsenities and even some interesting name calling. The upside of the whole experience is that it is over in less than ten minutes and the client is left bald as a newborn.

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