I woke up this morning thinking that this whole "hose down your hoo-ha" thing was kind of negative. Believe me, it's an appropriate title, but I am not a negative person. In fact, I tend to be a really happy, vivacious kind of lady, so I think I have an idea. I don't know if it's my years of being an elementary school teacher or due to the fact that I have always loved making up rhymes and songs for my kids, but I love catchy phrases that rhyme. Since the whole point of a Brazilian is to make a woman feel more confident about her body and hopefully encourage more fulfilling sexual experiences, I am thinking about referring to my manuscript as "The Happy Hoo-Ha."