M.E. is the author of The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy, which can be found on Amazon as well as Barnes & Noble online. She also wrote a sexy nonfiction series called A Promise of Passion. M.E. has been blogging for years about the trials and tribulations of being a busy Brazilian Wax Technician because her job is that funny!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Most people wax because it makes sex better. And even if you aren't having it, it's good to be prepared. So when your man goes out of town, isn't it fun to send him sexy messages to make him more anxious to get back to you? Well, what about sexy pics of your freshly waxed beave? Only problem for some of us is that after gaining 50 pounds several times and pushing a watermelon through the vag, the lips ain't quite as pretty as they once were. They get a little stretched out and flappy looking. So us mom's need to be a little more creative with our picture taking. As per my suggestion, one of my ladies tried taking pics to send to her man via text. She was very frustrated, however, when she looked at how they turned out. She said they looked like floppy elephant ears and was so mortified she couldn't send them. In my opinion, your man would have accepted and enjoyed a photo of your lips no matter what they look like, elephant or not.
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