You know how the lighting is always better in the car? There are times when you look in the rear view mirror and see long, scary hairs coming out of your moles or strays under your eyebrows that you were certain you had gotten. This is why so many women keep tweezers in their cars, because the abundance of natural light shows it all.

So let's take this to the next level. One of my girls was driving with her man and he decided to start playing with her puss. So she whips out her junk only to realize that she was sporting quite the hairy bush. It seemed even more nasty with all that natural light shining on it. She told me that was when she called me. She has me on speed dial.