Sunday story time... A man came in for a back and between the cheek wax. We chatted and laughed and everything went nice and easy. When I finished his back, I asked him to remove his pants so I could wax between his cheeks. He said, "M.E. don't go waxing my hemorrhoid!" I said, "Dude, I'm not getting near your hemorrhoid." When he turned on his side, lifted his leg and then lifted his cheek, I shouted, "Holy shit, there's a whole family back here!"