It may seem a little excess to have written three books (The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy)  about my career as a Brazilian Wax Technician, but something funny or outrageous is said or done every day. No, I'm not exaggerating. I have post-it notes on my desk as reminders of what people do and say, because it is hard to remember everything. A young woman told me that there "ain't nothing better than a clean booty hole." Who am I to disagree?