The posts that you read every day are from my blog entitled "hose down your hoo-ha." I started the blog many years ago with the hope of entertaining people with stories about my crazy profession. I named it hose down your hoo-ha for two reasons; I thought it was funny and I wanted it to be a reminder to properly clean before a wax appointment. Since I started the blog, there was an incredible invention called "flushable wipes." For the most part, they have made my life much more pleasant. Now there should be no reason for me to tell anyone to hose down anything. Sadly, I think some people mistake the flushable wipes for makeup remover pads.