Did you hear about the crash in Oklahoma City a few weeks ago? I'm happy to say that no one was hurt, but I'm a little jealous about what was spilled all over the highway. Apparently, everything you are looking at is boxes of lube and countless dildos!  I can't wait for my lube to become so popular that I need a big semi truck to transport it to Oklahoma!!! For now, you can get my lube on Amazon. It's called The Happy Hoo-Ha Organic Aloe-Based Personal Lubricant. And remember, if you review my product, you can save $10 on any service at either Mark & M.E. or Wax It All.