Clients say the silliest things when they are getting a Brazilian Wax. Yesterday I waxed a woman who I haven't seen since before COVID. She was nervous because she had been trimming and her hair was really coarse. As I was performing the service, she told me that it was hard to carry on a conversation with me while I was murdering her vagina. The funny thing is when I finished, she said, "That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be!" Listen, I have no intention of murdering anything. I like to remove the fur off animals - not harm them.