Recent conversation with a client I hadn't seen in awhile.

Client: "M.E. I got a chinchilla between my legs."

(trust me, that wasn't an exaggeration)

M.E. "Well I hope I don't see your chinchilla moving around!"

(you never know what could be living down there...)

Client: "Lord, I can't wait for it to be gone. Please make it go away."

A few minutes later...

M.E. "You're all set. Your chinchilla has been exterminated."

Six months between waxes is too long. I'd rather meet your pet chinchilla then try to remove your pesky chinchilla from your v-j-jay.