See this? It's a tampon. And why am I showing you a pic of a tampon? Because I am currently on a first name basis with a plumber named Mike who is getting tired of pulling these bad boys out of our pipes at work. 

PLEASE dispose of your tampons in the garbage can. If not, I'm going to have to start buying stock in the plumbing company or we will have to start charging A LOT more for Brazilian Waxes.