When a new client gives you a hug after you've temporarily hurt their hoo-ha, you know it's a good day!

A 77 year old woman told me she enjoyed reading A Promise of Passion, because it made her remember her first sexual encounters. They were memories she hadn't thought of in decades. For one, she remembered how gross it was the first time she french kissed a boy. She thanked me for resurrecting those memories. That made me feel really good.

When you tell your work that you have a doctor's appointment during lunch (and you're secretly going to get a Brazilian at Mark & M.E.), your co-workers may want to know what kind of doctor you're going to. Be a better sleuth and tell them you are going to the dentist. That's self-explanatory.

We try to make waxing fun at Mark & M.E. because for us, it is a really fun thing to do for a living. We know how sexy and empowering a wax can make a woman feel. We also know how much fun you can have after you are smooth as a baby's bottom!

A girl decided to forego being waxed so she wouldn't sleep with someone prematurely. After the third date, she was debating whether or not to get a Brazilian. Her girlfriend saw how hairy she was and recommended she come see me because it had been way too long. They decided that they would call the salon and "insertion would be based on M.E.'s availability." I had an opening that afternoon. When I finished the service, she sat up and said, "insertion is now a possibility."

This morning, I went for an acupuncture treatment for some tendonitis I have in my hands. It is the only thing that has really helped me with the swelling and the pain. As I was lying there, I was thinking about how cool it would be if I could use the needles to help my clients deal with this discomfort that often accompanies a Brazilian Wax. Just a thought.

I'm an avid Words With Friends player. It keeps my mind thinking and helps me build my vocabulary.  Last night, I used the word afro. In my line of work, afro's come in all sorts of colors, not just black. My first thought last night was "I wonder how many afros I'll see tomorrow?" Am I obsessed with
The Happy Hoo-Ha or what?

Sometimes, we still get sketchy calls from men about our Gentleman's Brazilians. I had a man call last week who asked me what we did when we gave a guy a Brazilian. I told him we remove all of the rectal and pubic hair. He said, "that's all?" I said "yes." I don't know what else he was expecting. OK, maybe I do know what he was expecting. But that is not happening. Doing a Brazilian on a man is a legitimate service that we do very well at Mark & M.E. If you're expecting more, find a prostitute.

A woman told her friend she had been getting waxed every six weeks for the past two years and thought it was so much better than shaving. She said that the service usually took about 45 minutes and the technician was pretty nice. The friend suggested she get waxed at Mark & M.E., because it only took about 10 minutes. She also told her it would be the funniest wax she ever got. The woman didn't understand how a Brazilian wax could be funny. I met this woman last week and we laughed the entire time. Now she understands. I thrive on making every wax a fun experience. Instead of being the Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian, maybe we should be the Home of the Belly-Laughing Bald Beaver Beauty Salon. Ok, that was wordy. Suggestions anyone?

I had a request to do a facial on a woman's hoo-ha and Mark & M.E. decided that it is time to offer this incredibly cosmopolitan service to the beautiful women in Rochester, N.Y.  Performed one week after a Brazilian Bikini Wax, the Pampered Peach Facial will provide the delicate area with all of the benefits of a deep cleansing and exfoliating facial. You will have more control of your ingrown hairs and the area will be prettier than ever!

Loved the latest review of A Promise of Passion! Sequel should be out by the end of the summer!
"Great book, easy to read! Definitely a can't put down book. A true love story that most of us only dream of. Can't wait to read the sequel!"

I have friends that send me the most interesting things. Since I have spent my life making hoo-ha's happy, I found this particularly poignant.

Yesterday, a new client told me she heard Mark & I were a super-couple. I thought that was a really sweet compliment. I'm not sure what defines a super-couple, but I can share what has worked for us.  We believe in commitment, we focus on the love that brought us together and not the petty crap people like to dwell on, and we are not afraid of working hard in our professional and personal lives. We also try to concentrate on the happy things in life, in spite of the constant stressors that invade us on a daily basis. Our marriage is by no means perfect. My husband can be a pain the ass. But he is my pain in the ass, as I am his. I hope all of you can find that perfect pain in the ass too.   It is definitely worth the wait and the effort.

It saddens me that people feel the need to post hateful, unjustified reviews online that are meant to not only hurt businesses but the people who work for the business in question. As a business owner, it is impossible not to be affected by negative reviews. All I can say in our defense is that I am proud of our salon, our staff and the service we provide. Mark and I love Mark & M.E. and don't have any regrets. We love each and every client that patrons our salon and appreciate everyone's loyalty and support.

Still only 11 reviews on Amazon. If you liked it, please review it!!

Thank you!

Love, m.e. nesser
A Promise of Passion

Whether you are big

Or you are thin,

Your hoo-ha will be happy

From front to end.

~marknme mantra~

A client of mine belongs to a book club with over a dozen women I have never met. She decided to have the group read A Promise of Passion. Since her house couldn't accommodate the crowd, I offered to have the meeting at my house. A sexually explicit romance novels inspires some naughty conversation. It was fascinating to find out the varied ages that these women found their clits.

The Happy Hoo-Ha is even happier when it gets a facial. Yes, that is really a thing and we are planning to make it a popular service in our wonderful city of Rochester New York. We are brainstorming names and are taking suggestions!

There are salons in town that do pedicures on their front porches. Someone suggested we do Brazilians on ours. That would be interesting...

Some of the feedback we get it so amusing. I have a young woman that totally hates getting waxed, but she loves the results. I just saw her review on Square and it cracked me up.
"Lex said ...... 
I think I'm getting use to this, it hurts for 3 minutes........."

A woman, who I hadn't seen in awhile, showed up before we even opened and begged for an appointment. She seemed desperate, so I couldn't say no.  I finished brushing my hair and took her upstairs. She told me she had a LTRP. I had no idea what she was talking about. Apparently, it was an expression used in a Fat Amy movie. She had to explain what the acronym meant, because I had never heard it before. After months of neglecting her lady parts, she now had a long term relationship pussy.

A woman researched Brazilians in Rochester and was impressed by my reviews. She was still hesitant about getting it done, however, because she is a bigger lady. She went to the profiles of the women who wrote reviews about me and realized that I have many clients bigger than she is. She finally got the courage to get it done this week, and it was fun and easy. I could care less what size or shape you are. I'd never charge more for a plus size woman or turn anyone away. Hell, it's a lot easier for me to reach your parts, so please don't ever hesitate to get a Brazilian at Mark & M.E. I love women. All women!

A Promise of Passion has a sequel and this is the pic I submitted for the bio. Do I look like a romance writer yet?

I asked a new client to roll on her side so I could wax between her cheeks. She told me that black girls didn't have hair on their ass. Since half of my clientele is black, I can assure you that she is mistaken. We all have some hair back there. After I waxed that area, I showed her all of the hair on the strip. She was surprised, but then she said "Woo-Eee, now he's gonna want to lick it."

In The Happy Hoo-Ha, I wrote a story about a woman who used Retin-A on her bikini. When I waxed over the area, I took off a lot of skin and she bled. Seeing the blood made her faint and it was a hot mess. Since then, I learned that Mark gave her an ice pack to put on the area as she was leaving. She recently told me she hiked up her skirt and had it on her naked lap as she drove home. A man in a truck pulled up next to her at a light and was gawking at her. She was not flattered. Her lady parts were not happy. She flipped him off.

Another priceless review. Thank you so much!
"I've had two wax session now and both were excellent, ME makes you feel comfortable immediately in what is naturally an awkward situation. I never thought I'd be laughing through the whole thing because she keeps you so distracted, you don't even realize what's happening. Twenty minutes on her table and I felt like a whole new woman! I've also had a color done with Amy and my hair came out amazing, can't wait to visit again next week for more of their excellent services!"

I'll get new likes on the marknme Facebook page on a regular basis and then lose one now and again. I wonder if people love me when they are bald and get pissed when the hair goes back?

The sequel is in the hands of Amazon being edited, because my fans needed to know what happens next. I pushed forward the release of Passion Never Dies due to the outpouring of angst regarding the way it ended. The sex is explicit and I've made a lot of people cry. You need to check
A Promise of Passion out before the next one goes to print!

Of course I have a PhD. It's in pusses, hoo-ha's and ding-a-lings.
Happy Sunday Everyone!
Love,
your favorite Brazilian Wax Technician.

This is what I woke up to. It was a great way to start my day!

If you are looking for a place to get a Brazilian wax, look no further! As it was my first time, I was primarily worried about having someone I didn't know up close and personal. From the moment you meet Mary Elizabeth you feel completely at ease. She's got a great energy about her and does a superb job! I couldn't be happier with the service!

Join yours truly at the Loving Cup tonight for some great music, great beer and even greater friends. Stop by my table. I'll be celebrating sex, drugs and rock-n-roll with my new book,
A Promise of Passion!
http://lovincup.com/whats-happening/

I was thinking about what a fun day I had yesterday. I met a lot of new women and laughed a lot. I think my favorite part of the day was when I finished giving a new client a Brazilian,  she hopped off the table and insisted on giving me a giant bear hug, sans panties of course.

The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy is on Amazon Kindle for only 4.99 each. Which was your favorite?

Now I've heard everything. A woman made a bra out of pubic hair. Heck, I could have clothed an entire community after twenty years of extracting hair from men and women! 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/public-hair-dress-sarah-louise-bryan_us_577c041de4b0a629c1aaf758?section

Mark & M.E. is really closed today so our staff can rest up. The past two weeks have been insane and we all needed an extra day to recoup. Please feel free to email us for an appointment.  marknmesalon@gmail.com

I was tweezing a few ingrown hairs out of a woman who was about half-way through her first pregnancy. She was a slender woman with a small belly. I was holding the tweezers in my left hand and my right hand was gently resting against her lower stomach. When I extracted a cluster of hairs, I felt the baby kick. I asked her if the baby kicked a lot yet. She said she never felt it kick before. I felt so bad that I felt it before she did! She said she was going to walk around all day with her hand resting on her lower stomach.

Your not-so-perfectly-primped parts will have to wait until Wednesday of this week to get pristine. Mark & M.E. decided to celebrate this patriotic holiday for two days!  Feel free to email for an appointment at marknmesalon@gmail.com

This is the adult bookmark I made for A Promise of Passion. Hope it makes you smile!

A friend sent me a link about a story of a man who got stuck in the giant statue of a vagina. When I looked at it, I couldn't help but marvel that the statue had a Brazilian.

www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/27971248/man-gets-stuck-inside-a-statue-of-a-vagina-in-germany

For any of you last minute, "OMG, I can't put on a bathing suit!!" folks, salon is open from 7:30-2 today. We are pretty crazy, but we could probably squeeze in a few more hairy procrastinators. We will reopen next Wednesday the 6th. Happy Happy!

Our new website and mobile website look fantastic. However, many have noticed that there is a warning that our site has been hacked. When you change your site and create a new one, it takes a minute for Google to accept the change, which is why they have attached that warning to it. No worries, the only thing getting hacked are all the sexy hoo-ha's that have passed through the salon this week! www.marknme.com

I couldn't decide if I should blog about the girl who was screaming so loud they could hear her on the first floor, the girl who sat up between every rip, the girl who screamed for Jesus, the girl who had a death grip on my hip and arm, or the girl who was sweating so profusely, the wax wouldn't stick. Oh yea, it was all the same girl. The joys of being a Brazilian Wax Technician.